Aaqib, signing in again.
This would largely be in response to that old geezer saying something about the price of potato's in '42 and about how the peoples vote is never properly represented in his country.
Boo Hoo. Cry me a bridge, build me a river and somersault over it with both legs tied together.
I will rebutt his glaring manifold factual faux pas one at a time :
Lance says : Well Aaqib my young dillusional friend, It is easy to gloss over the good points but it takes more strength and more integrity to point out the bad in an honest, concise rational way.
My response : I haven't glossed over any good points. I don't really believe that the system of government where I'm from has good points to gloss over. And do you mean to say that saying that the leaders of our political parties are "unfit to run a redneck stripjoint" is not putting it in a concise, rational way ? ;)
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Lance says : But to be honest even that is rigged...... most parties candidates know they have no choice and make backroom backdoor deals involving lines of a questionable white powder to GIVE their votes to another party in exchange for a reach around some time into their term. So we vote for idiot 1 who in turn gives those votes to idiot 2 in exchange for anything he can get and then our input into what happens is over.
My response : essentally what you are saying, unless I'm mistaken is that the party that you voted for sells the votes that he recieves (or alternately the constituition that he wins) to another party in return for kickbacks.
Big freakin deal, you still got to vote. Its just that you voted for a sellout. Your mistake.
In comparison here, theres a very real chance that your vote will not even be cast.
Peoples names convenient dissapears from voting lists all the time depending on how much money the election officers had stuffed down their oily throats by greasy political-business cabals who depend on getting their preferred puppets into power.
Registering to vote is a painful long drawn procedure that involves many days of going to different vote registration offices, arguing with half literate idiots and digging into your wallet for bribes.
Then comes election day you go to the polling booth only to find that your vote has either already been cast without your knowing it or that your name is not on the polling list.
You then elect the same jackass that robbed you blind last time without having a say in the matter.
As off the last poll, the "No Vote" feature was introduced. (this is coincidentally something only Bangladesh and Austrailia implements into their election process). But it basically means that you do not believe in any of the parties but you cast your vote just so that it cannot be misteriously cast on your behalf for someone else. Go figuere.
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Lance says : During the election stage much kissing of babies and shaking of hands is carried out, we are promised the world and in the end asked for taxes to live on the damn thing. We then move into the voting day stage, by now we have been assaulted via tv, newspapers, magazines and radios until we pretty much have no idea who stands for who and what the hell they are saying.
My response : Thats bad ? for f***'s sake, you relic, ever seen a voting rally here ? It streches for miles and miles blocking out traffic and reducing tansportation to a standstill. Just so that morons can march in a haphazard line chanting their allegiance to some other moron that got nominated by a moronic party.
These are called "missils". Endless parading and marches mostly by people who have no feellings either way but were paid the equivalent of 50 US cents to dance and jabber in the midday heat so that the party in the banners they carry can look more impressive and "popular" on TV.
Did i remember to mention that theres a lot of morons involved ?
In the run-up to election every inch of every wall in the city is covered (illegally) with badly printed posters showing pictures of the candidates baring the most insincere fake laughs imaginable and lettred with horrifically spelled slogans.
The retards up for election break the rules they pledge to uphold in the very act of campaigning.
*me looks for facepalm emoticon*
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Lance says : Seriously he lives in a swamp, he rarely gets mail due to the crocodiles eating the postman all the time and they don't have tv over there yet from what I understand.
Okay, seriously. Two points :
- We tried to do something about the crocodiles but those sanctimonius bleeding hearts at the UN, Greenpeace, and PETA started screaming bloody murder about endangered species and out rage against wildlife. Not worth the trouble mate. And what are we ? Short of postmen or something ? ^^
- Contrary to your stereotypical redneck assumption, Bangladesh in fact does have TV. Admiitedly its TV as in singular, theres only one in the country and its black and white. And true you gotta hit it a few times to get it to work. But still . . . up yours, you impotent hick :P
Conclusion : based on both sets of blogs, I have now decided that both Austrailia and Bangladesh are badly lead. Both our political systems suckz c0ckz.
They just suck cock in different ways . . .
Wait . . . . that came out very, very wrong :S
*shudders*
Anywhos, I'm outta here.
Take care, folks.
Much wub to Sparkeeee !!!! (I wants mai present !)
- Aaqib.
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